Thursday, September 15, 2011

Bring on Teahupoo!


Just like Fergus and Dink (from Jennifer Sattler's The Pig Kahuna), LTF and Yao have started shredding here in Chuckytown. You can find them every day at the Washout down on Folly Beach with their sweet new 7'3" Allison funboard.

Fifty


OH GOD. US NEW TV....SOOOOOOOOO MANY OF HUGE. FEEEEFTY INCHES OF HUGE! OMG!

Monday, September 5, 2011

A fine afternoon in Chuckytown

Bears
Beach
Beers
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Beautiful!

Folly Beach, SC



Saturday, December 4, 2010

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas


Well hello there, this is Associate Yao. Please to carefully consider what we is wearing on our heads. Santy hats! We is now Santy Bears, and are very much of excited to meet our fellow bear santys as well as of peeeeeeeeeeeooople Santy (Nina tells us he is of real)! O M of G!

Please to be of noting that we are wearing our Santy hats while doing of comfy!

**Doing of comfy translates to wearing robes.

Apotheke ain't got nothing on us


HEDDO. DIS LEBRON TALKING. YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE OF GOOD MARGYRITA? YOU USE OF TEQUILA AND DO OF BOOZE AND PUT OF SALT ON CUP? HA, I LAUGH AT OF YOU. ME AND ASSOCIATE YAO MAKE OF BEST MARGYRITAS IN THE WHOLE OF WORLD.

WE ARE FANCY COCKTAIL BEARS. TONIGHT WE IS FEATURING OF PREEEEKALY CACKYTUUS FRUITS MARGYRITA, OF REGULAR MARGYRITA AND OF POMMYGRANITE MARGYRITA.

AND ALSO OF BEER. BUT NO OF BEER MARGYRITA -- DON'T BE OF GROSS.

That's not a survival kit. THIS is a survival kit


You probably pack things like waterproof matches, MREs, a tarpaulin and other boring stuff like that. Not the men. If they're ever lost in the woods, dammit they're going to be entertained (not that we'd ever lose them in the woods). Entertained and drinking.


Wish it, want it, do it


The men wanted to be comfy. But not just your run-of-the-mill comfy; they demanded more. Much more. And they got it in spades. I present to you ---

TRIPLE COMFY