It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Well hello there, this is Associate Yao. Please to carefully consider what we is wearing on our heads. Santy hats! We is now Santy Bears, and are very much of excited to meet our fellow bear santys as well as of peeeeeeeeeeeooople Santy (Nina tells us he is of real)! O M of G!

Please to be of noting that we are wearing our Santy hats while doing of comfy!

**Doing of comfy translates to wearing robes.

Apotheke ain't got nothing on us

HEDDO. DIS LEBRON TALKING. YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE OF GOOD MARGYRITA? YOU USE OF TEQUILA AND DO OF BOOZE AND PUT OF SALT ON CUP? HA, I LAUGH AT OF YOU. ME AND ASSOCIATE YAO MAKE OF BEST MARGYRITAS IN THE WHOLE OF WORLD.

WE ARE FANCY COCKTAIL BEARS. TONIGHT WE IS FEATURING OF PREEEEKALY CACKYTUUS FRUITS MARGYRITA, OF REGULAR MARGYRITA AND OF POMMYGRANITE MARGYRITA.

AND ALSO OF BEER. BUT NO OF BEER MARGYRITA -- DON'T BE OF GROSS.

That's not a survival kit. THIS is a survival kit

You probably pack things like waterproof matches, MREs, a tarpaulin and other boring stuff like that. Not the men. If they're ever lost in the woods, dammit they're going to be entertained (not that we'd ever lose them in the woods). Entertained and drinking.

Wish it, want it, do it

The men wanted to be comfy. But not just your run-of-the-mill comfy; they demanded more. Much more. And they got it in spades. I present to you ---

TRIPLE COMFY

Moon over Miami

BUTTS!

Ladies and gennemen, your New York Giants

Perhaps Tom Coughlin should look into hiring the men, given how the Giants season is going so far. Yao prefers to stand under center as QB, and Lebron showcases a mean strong side presence from the Cornerback position.

A Balanced Diet (for bears)

The gentlemen thrive on a slight variation of the Elf (TM) food groups:

1. Candy

2. Candy Corn

3. Beer

4. Big Meat

These bags are just a mid-afternoon runup to a 400lb beef acccompanied by 5,000 beers each.